Chuckling Comics
Time to slap boredom in the face!
Quotes
Below are the funny quotes from history. (the only time history is worth anything)
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
- Maryon Pearson
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
- Joey Adams
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
-Yogi Berra
"When you come to a fork in the road ... Take it."
-Yogi Berra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. "
-Benjamin Franklin
Tribute to Jak and Daxter
Quite possibly one of the funniest trilogies of the gaming world!
WE SALUTE YOU!!!
Daxter Quotes:
"Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? Cuz it's killing me!"
"Nice to see you, too! Do they have you mopping the floors now?"
"Look, old man! Are you gonna keep yappin', or are you gonna help me outta this mess?"
"Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!"
"We're not gonna run into anymore of that Dark Eco stuff are we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"
"Well, I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without any pants... God, I miss pants."
"Hey, Tattooed Wonder, how come we get all the crappy missions?"
"Yeah, whatever. Isn't it kinda nice to just curl up in the shade sometimes? Just chillin it... watching the hot babes prancing around in their skimpy little bikinis. Ya know, how they just jiggle. I get that special tingling feeling in my tail."
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